who made god

i think i know how god was created.
there was a little kid whose mother was trying to cook dinner.
the kid came up to her and asked,
mom, why is the sky blue?
why does that kid next door hit me?"
why are stop signs red?
why don't my ears fall off?
why don't lemons taste good?
and that mother invented god.
god did it.
god did it.
god did it.
god did it.
god did it.
it just seemed like an easy out.
what that mother did not foresee was....
mom, why does god make that kid hit me?
why did god make the stop signs red?
why did god not make my ears fall off?............

mom, did god make god?
(i swear, cody really asked me that)